Is There Such A Thing As The Perfect Man?

One who does all the heavy scrubbing
when you don't want to?

One who does the shopping for you
and gets everything that YOU like??

One that is soooooo good in the kitchen
that he tells you he would rather do it??

One who says, "Honey, I'll get up at night....
you sleep... you did the hard part already??

One who takes care of all the pressing needs?

And is STILL ready to take care of
YOUR needs when you have them?

Sorry Ladies.. I'm afraid that
he just doesn't exist!!!!!!