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Weener Kleener Soap

You wanna be clean for your lady, right? Having trouble scrubbing down there? Fear no more, the Weener Kleener Soap is here!

Just a few quick strokes of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages. Not only does the Weener Kleener solve that age old bathing dilemma but it also adds a "hole" new dimension of pleasure to your shower or bath.

Good "clean" fun for couples too!

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BANANA GUARD - Protect Your Banana!

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Banana Guard allows you to safely transport and storage individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

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Wi-Fi Detector Shirt

Wi-Fi Signal Status for You and the World!

At ThinkGeek they expect their gadgets to do all the busywork while they focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why they hate to have to crack open their laptops just to see if there are any wi-fi Internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, they would have to actually remove them from their pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence.

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Sat Nag

The Sat Nag is the greatest in-car invention since the Sat Nav. Actually no, it's better than a Sat Nav, and even if it's guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it's one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Press the button on the front and a very well-recorded, patronising woman's voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: "I know you're a man, but it's been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you're lost and ask someone the way"; and "In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right", as well as "In 50 meters I'm going to put on my most annoying voice and say 'Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?" and "In 100 meters I'm going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you've upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault".

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