Thursday, August 14, 2008

Penis Facts, The Dangerous Diva

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Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons


Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000


Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons. (Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons)


Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour(Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour)


Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
(Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150)


Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1


Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches


Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop: 10 feet


Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.


Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%


Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%


Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11


Average # of erections during the night: 9

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours


Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100


Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm


In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE. Examples:
oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)


Odours that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie


Yes, the penis does shrink in cold water

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection


Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false


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